Keswicklemon is a blog by artist Michael Holland from Lancashire england. Its an archive of projects artwork music photographs collections and writings. not many people follow me and there are way too many blogs in the world but this one is simply just for me to keep my ideas from disappearing into nothingness.

Thursday, 12 March 2009

List : Swallow or Pit, Spring Improvements Ideas

So Spring is nearly here and i wanted to write another top ten list this one is about birds

10 Tips for people caring for little sweet spring birds. NAH! its not, that would be a stupid post them little birds take care of themselves just fine without our human input unless they hit a bus or something . Hear all, see all, say nowt, tak' all, keep all, gie nowt, and if tha ever does owt for nowt do it for thysen. Well that would be a bit sad if everyone did just that, so here is a list for an old friend who doesnt talk to me all that much anymore due to many things. 1 being he thinks wait : Knows i'm a bellend. and 2, he lives on the other side of the world to me, plus i forgot his birthday as i do every year with everyone i know, unless they remind me or they are actually in my presence on the day itself. Life is strange and people drift . So this one is for you Luke for the good times we shared, and lost.

Here then are 10 simple do’s and don'ts to improve the taste of your spunk and make it taste better and sweeter:

1. dont do alcohol, caffeine, drugs and dirty fags they make you look like a bellend and they're all proper nasty !

2. Drink lots of lovely water 2 – 3 liters a day to flush out body toxins and its gods water. Birds need water too you know.

3. Fruit, get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm naturally
Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste of the white stuff.

4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving spunk taste.

5. While it is sometimes true vegetarians generally have better tasting spunk there are vegetables to avoid:

Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:

5. Cut red meat consumption this is one pf the main Disasters when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make spunk taste nasty.
Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey.
Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so don’t cut it out!

that would involve someone actually drinking your spunk many times so maybe if your that lucky as to have someone willing to drink your own sperm then well done you've made it !

6. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, they're big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.

7. Listen to some music . Good music has been proven to make sperm taste better Listen to this Nurse With Wound know what they are talking about. they have been drinking their own spunk for many years. They even drink each others . NWW recommend : Alvaro - Drinkin My Own Sperm,LP,1977, Chile

8. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.

9. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making sweaty jizz taste sweeter. This IS the tip of the month ! Cinnamon Grahams work a treat... just eat them every day for a month and you will be as lucky as Mr 5.

10. Avoid junk food, they're loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your Spunks taste.

This Post is Dedicated completely to Luke Holmes for introducing me to Spunk !